Life at the Dealership
A raw, unfiltered look at the high-stakes, low-down world of the car lot
Welcome to the bullpen, where the coffee is stale, the language is foul, and your best friend will stab you in the back for a fifty-dollar mini. Gregg 'The Closer' Russo is a king among sharks at a dealership where the only thing thinner than the margins is the salesmen's patience. In a month so slow the guys are trading insults and memes just to stay sane, Gregg is fighting to keep his top dog status against 'Snake' Moretti—a man who’d sell his own mother for a signed credit app. From chasing down 'roaches' with 400 credit scores to navigating the creative financing that keeps the house fat and the salesmen hungry, this is the car business without the wax and shine. Between Big Mike’s explosive rage and the soul-crushing grind of the F&I office, Gregg tries to mentor a green newbie while keeping his own humanity from being traded in. Experience the dark humor, the testosterone-fueled ego battles, and the absolute chaos of the fire sale where a massive team win nets a joke of a paycheck. It’s a gritty, hilarious, and profane journey into the heart of the American hustle. Some deals are made in heaven; these are made on the asphalt.
